What “action” is he specifically talking about? How much is Roc Nation making in this partnership? Seems difficult to mix social justice with business...what comes first? We all know the answer to that question. The dude spent the last 20+ years rapping about making cheddar. Colin Kaepernick needs a job in the NFL…

Billionaires gonna billionaire I guess.

I know a few too many of the people he describes coming from the Southern suburbs. I just happen to be the guy who drives his old Prius to soccer training to try and counterbalance (and be socially ostracized as a result).

Sam wrecked me.

Yeah.  That was one hell of a downer to end on.  Hope you’re feeling ok today Sam.

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

Yeah, I’m used to reading the fan posts and trying to avoid laughing audibly in the office while doing so. I read Sam’s and it took even more self-control to not audibly sob at how utterly (and unexpectedly, after reading all the rest) depressing it was from beginning to end.

My dad predicted the Gary Anderson miss, and gloated in our sad faces when it came true. Told us to never trust “those bums.”

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

Bryan’s story is basically the plot of Angels in the Outfield, except instead of the Angels he has the shitty Vikings and his dad is never coming back.

It’s almost as if rich black people don’t really give a fuck about you, and capitalism is bullshit. Funny how that works.

I mean...you had one of the top two best basketball players of all time, who won you a championship in legendary and spectacular fashion over an absolute juggernaut, but ok

I don’t care how much he helped Gary out, his coworker, Erik, is a real asshole.

“The only lesson his son, and frankly; he, needed to learn that day was to never involve yourself with police in trumps America.”

When I told my Brown’s fan buddy that Magary was taking us to Browntown today, I made note that he did 75% of both the AFC East and NFC South before getting to the Browns this year.

In defense, the sum of Irsay’s entire medical knowledge is related to pharmacology.

This is art. 

I really do wonder what his mindset was on that play. Was he hurt or sleep-deprived that day?