Because what you fail to realize is to people like Stevie Ross it’s never ever enough. He (like the rest of the people of his ilk) always want more and will consume each other in order to get it. They’re gluttonous and it’s part of their natural fabric.

Exhibit #1,921 for why I will never, ever live in Philly again.

...he supports the president because he gets a massive tax cut, and not because of the racism.

Yeah this is pretty spot on. Before Trump most people didn’t care enough to hate them the way we all do now. The NFL gladly signed on to be the propaganda arm for the GWOT fiasco under both Bush and Obama and nobody gave a shit about that. We only started feeling like pre-game F-18 flyovers were fascistic once Trump…

If they had any sense (THEY DO NOT) the rich whites of this country would be dragging Trump out of office by his peach-stained hair. They should be livid that he’s exposing all their bigotries and hypocrisies for all to see. In five years Trump will be gone but everyone will still hate Stephen Ross and the Ross family…

Rich people’s obsession with tax cuts will forever blow my mind. Like, you’re ALREADY a billionaire. Dude’s already old so he’s got no chance at being the richest man ever. So really it’s all about siding with white supremacy to add a couple of numbers to a bottom line. I mean, he’ll never face consequences for…

downs a handful of Klonopin with a jigger of cheap bourbon and waits for blessed oblivion

Whoa, Charlie, my favorite political writer, on Deadspin?  Is this going to become a regular thing like Ratto?  Can we get a Ratto & Pierce podcast going?  I’m excited by the possibilities.

“Sarah:

“This will be Year 3 since the most epic collapse in professional sports history...”

I’ll always remember Eugene Robinson (a good Christian family man) getting popped for prostitution the night before he was supposed to play in Super Bowl 33.

A Falcons fan came to my friend’s bar during brunch by himself in a Jamal Anderson jersey (shortly after the latter’s arrest for taking his cock out when he shouldn’t). He then drank sangria until he passed out. This story doesn’t have a punchline I just remember him being the saddest person in America. 

I have a preview

Your backup is pick-six artisan Matt Schaub, who is apparently still alive and employable.

I will never forgive these chucklefucks for 28-3. Jesus Christ

Is Keith Brooking still the most popular jersey at Falcons games? Those fans really respect his, uh, work ethic, ya know.

Dude, he eats ass. That’s how you get the “hot” ones.

I’m just stunned that his female companion appears to have a BMI of under 30. That’s a keeper.

When I read that Rodgers’s quote about spending a couple of hours with a teammate who broke his neck, I legit stopped and went Jesus Christ Aaron. Somehow the guys defenses basically affirm almost every criticism levied against his leadership in the original article.

Lots to process here, but I can’t get past the fact that the Lions have won FOUR STRAIGHT GAMES against this team. When Detroit has made you their bitch....man I can’t even finish this thought