Holy shit! 39%? For s stripper Charger? That dude must be a total moron...

Holy shit! 39%? For s stripper Charger? That dude must be a total moron...

Somehow convinced my (foolish) parents that because my ‘82 633csi had a broken wheel, it needed 18x8 BBS RK wheels. This was in 2001 or thereabouts.

You’rea terrible fucking person. Kindly, fuck off.

Not sure what you mean by “the whole biscuit” but yeah I just did a strategic strike.I had just bought the car a month previously and was diagnosing a tick in the clutch pedal and discovered the cam follower completely blown through, and the tip of the pump broken off. The car drove fine and there weren’t any codes…

Mine went out. Its not a thing I would wish on my enemies. Not expensive, but good lord what a colossal pain of a job replacing that intake cam.

He speaks like I wrote in 3rd grade. When I hadn’t done a lick of research and was desperately trying to finish my report on The Netherlands and trying to stretch 10-12 sentences out to 2 pages.

The way you describe your driving....Why are you here on Jalopnik?

I just use Cruise Control for simple/straight roads with annoyingly low speed limits. I’m a lead foot and tend to subconsciously accelerate to speeds I feel reasonable or safe given conditions. I have issues with this driving in my wife’s Q5 though as its tiptronic and gives zero feedback.

I feel like some days the majority of cars I see driving on I5 and I90 have more brake lights out than functioning. Its shocking...

WE NEED MORE EXTREME VETTING!

What sort of sadistic asshole thinks a nearly 300hp car is suitable for a kid? I would probably be dead if my first car had 300hp. As an adult I was constantly fighting my inner hooligan with my g35, I can’t imagine what 16 year old me would have done with that much power. Good lord, I had restraint issues with a…

He kept referring to the brake calipers as rotors. Things like that drive me nuts.

I always call my Audi “old” when it is a 2008. But it’s mainly a defense I’ve developed so I don’t drone on endlessly about my car to people who likely don’t care and so I can sort of fend off the judgement I anticipate when I say I drive an Audi. Seattle is a place of many fancy cars so I always think people assume…

Looks the same to me. Which is to say it’s an abomination and it needs to DiaF.

Blasphemer!

This guy is my hero. He fucking rips at 11/1oths the whole damn time. What an utter badass!

This. For chrissake.

“some of the same things”

The problem wasn’t the car, it was that a high schooler owned it. Duh.