the law doesn’t compel her to be covered by her parents’ plan, it just allows her to be - she could get a job and pay into her own coverage like she wants everyone else to do

Well, we’re talking about someone who decided to marry the Mooch in the first place. I’m not sure we can just assume some kind of rational logic behind anyone’s actions in this scenario.

That baby needs to get out of the NICU, pull himself up by his bootstraps and get a goddamn job! #nofreeloadingbabies

jesus, i was eating.

45 and 45 BMI deserve each other.

Agreed.

Chris Christie is Augustus Gloop mixed with Veruca Salt

I have so much respect for people who not only keep their wits about them but actually intervene, like this witness. I’d like to think I’d do the same, but I doubt I’d be brave enough to confront a guy who just killed his wife, let alone grab on to the corpse’s ankles.

I...

So what are the odds that this isn’t the first incident of domestic violence by this man? I’m also running with the idea that she wasn’t even laughing at him.

At least with the loss of the mother. It sounds like losing the father might be for the best (though it’s horrible they were saddled with a man like this for a father in the first place).

Yes! AND! Just point at him and laugh...and laugh...and laugh.

I want to feed this guy’s dick to an orca then leave him on a shrinking ice floe to die.

Thank you from all your co-workers, interns, temps and delivery people. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I prefer short, direct conversations regarding boundaries with the option to escalate

“Get your nasty hands the fuck off of me you fucking creepy old man!”

I agree with everything Jane said about Grandpa. It IS sexual and creepy for him to grab your stomach or slap your ass, and it would be sexual and creepy if he did it to an actual child. Casual ass slaps are not a thing people do!

Can confirm Jane’s approach is effective. In my case, it was a senior VP at a place I once worked, who enjoyed pinching the cheeks of his female subordinates. My office mate was a frequent victim, but didn’t feel equipped to call him out. The first time he tried it on me, my arm shot up to bat his hand away, and I…

I need to have a talk with my brother. He isn’t handsy, but he talks about his penis feelings at inappropriate times, e.g. when he isn’t in bed with my SIL.

Sounds like a vivid fantasy he harbors himself.