It's all about numpad for both aiming, AND movement. A simpler time.

I would love to see something that combines the two. Perhaps a kind of Wii nunchuck-like peripheral that you hold in your left hand while you mouse with your right.

One or two. Not a heavy coffee drinker. Too much gives me a stomach ache.

One or two. Not a heavy coffee drinker. Too much gives me a stomach ache.

My entire home cafe setup includes a french press, and a stove top kettle. That's it. I even use the french press to make cold brew in the summer.

My entire home cafe setup includes a french press, and a stove top kettle. That's it. I even use the french press…

Yet people can still post drawings on Miiverse on the WiiU, which is supposedly coming to the 3ds.

So why didn't they remove the ability to send photos instead? No, I think it's deeper than that. Nintendo didn't want to be the company that facilitates communication between creepy pedophiles and children via the Internet. They played it "safe" and eliminated all Internet communication.

They're both very... dense.

My coworker is 52. Before I learned this, I assumed he was somewhere between 35 and 40 or so.

If you've ever harbored any doubt that Shanghai is one spectacular city, then watch this video. Please. The megalopolis grows and pulsates right before your very eyes.

Never heard of it. So It's pretty much the VMU for the Dreamcast?

Dressed my kid up as Link from Wind Waker last year. A lot of people thought he was Robin Hood. Some were closer, but somehow MORE incorrect when they called him Zelda.

So next they'll pull Colors!3d off the eshop, because it can be used to create detailed drawings of penises that can be viewed by minors.

RDR was the main reason I even bought a PS3. Just when it looked like the game coming to the PC was never going to happen, I plopped down the money.

Cute promo stunt. I wonder if the demo units were actual consoles, or if they were high-end PCs again.

The console has to be powered on to charge the controller. Not so with the PS4.

Sure. You either type fast, or you get eaten. Can't think of a better motivator.

Well, that's lame.

On the PS4.

When COD fans hear 1080p or 720p, they think it's a kind of skateboard trick.

Yes, but we're going to need a bigger blender.