What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.

Ugh, but the Spurs ARE the worst, but you’re right it’d be like getting angry at a ruler for being a foot long.

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

I dnt play them games

OBAMA: Stock market doubled. Gas prices fall 50%. Unemployment at 5%. Killed Bin Laden.

I am not afraid of Trump. I am afraid of the people who see in him an answer to all their darker impulses and hatreds. They may not be numerous, but they are widespread. And they can and will shape this election in ways we cannot imagine. And Trump’s rise will come from these people. People who with arms outstretched…

That poor moose. Trust me, I know all about the struggles of living with three legs.

That camouflage scheme...

“Hey, do you see anything strange?”
“You mean a big pile of leaves and branches buzzing across the ocean at 30+ knots?”
“Yeah!”
“No.”

Hit in the face by Blair Walsh’s kick

Makes sense, seeing as both take about 14 shots before they get a point

He also forgot which foot he had a bone spur in.

He’s a pudgy pussy beloved by other pudgy pussies. All fucking talk. Take away his solid gold toilet seat and he’d scream and weep like a baby.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

You heard about my sex tape?

You mean “B-Spøq” ?

I’m close! And I will be watching. :)

Yeah, but how far can he pu ...

Woo! 7-1 lead, no way the Nats could screw this u—*checks box score* SHITTING SHIT SHITTERS!