Florida has two levels of red neck.

You think walking around your apartment naked is a victimless crime.

“the Hall is for the elite, not the exceptional.”

Talent without discipline is worthless. Any GM that picks up Manziel is a fool.

Bespoke is going to be my new hip-hop name. Mixtape drops soon!

This is exactly how the Arab Spring started.

To quote George Carlin, this woman is lower than a snake’s ball bag.

It was proofread at 200 MPH.

The Mirage had the Hoverboard at 45-1.

His kids should name their Hoverboard “Buster.”

Two game misconducts - in one game - should be an automatic ejection.

Brian Cooley most brutal review was for the Aston Martin Vantage.

Brian Cooley said it best. “Driving a Tesla Model S today is like driving a BMW back in the 80s.”

Hey Trump employees. Looks like you have a green light to bring your guns to work from now on.

The goalies’ job during OT.

Just show up for work in one of those Stephen Hawking chairs. Problem solved.

I take it he’s not a big Sammy Davis Jr Fan.

Geez, anything to get the folks back at the casino.

Don’t blame Gose. Stupid Toronto score board was counting outs using the metric system.

Works every time.