And they found the worst possible trailer announcer of all time. All time.

Nevermind the fact that we can now get live HD video feeds from active war zones.

Sorry, teachers. You'll have to buy your own school supplies again. We can't seem to find the money again this year.

On encountering any unknown item...

NFL Headquarters has officially gone into lockdown.

Where's the room for dip?! This is bullshit.

Dutch Harbor, Alaska Police Blotter. NPR did a story about it about two years ago. It is the Florida of the Great White North.

Don't blame the NFL employees. They were too busy creating tweets like this.

By 2016, every Caddy will have its own "Buffet to Buffet" self-driving technology.

Maybach Landaulet

Michael Sam just asked to be traded.

Damn, That's a Rock'em Sock'em Robot KO

Come on, San Fran. You're better than this.

I thought he quit in May.

Bare in mind that most of the ocean bottom is unexplored and that Shrimp is probably some other undiscovered species' midnight snack.

Pre-Owned Bentley Continentals under 100K are fairly common. But here is a 2008 GTC with a 552hp W-12 and Buy It Now price is $97,900. bit.ly/1xluZKb

Honeydew Crepe Cricket

That doesn't even register a 5 on the "Puig meter."

Looks like Queens Park Rangers' squad are ready to take them on.