"The pattern is always the same," video game designer Pawel Miechowski told me recently. "People struggle for food,…
"The pattern is always the same," video game designer Pawel Miechowski told me recently. "People struggle for food,…
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The Wife is better educated, more attractive, more popular, a better person, and soon to be making far more money than I, The Man.
And I'm ok with that. Because I can still kick her ass.
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Based on all the dumb shit I've been told about how men allegedly are and women allegedly are, I've concluded the…
Since Shakira's boyfriend has such high standards for her, I imagine he stays at home every night and doesn't go out partying after a game since he's her property too (using his logic).
I've completely given up on being interesting. I just sit there quietly. Waiting for it to be over.
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Hello. Single male here. Marry me. Ignore this article, and say yes to the dress.
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