I mean, yes, I would consider it bad manners to rape people, so she does have a point...

I quit Girl Scouts after the first meeting because I found out they didn't serve cookies at every session. WHAT THE HELL, GIRLS SCOUTS.

I did! I mean not the curly because you can't go and get your hair cut curly (I wish) but for a while Phoebe had straight hair and bangs and I asked for that throughout highschool.

I've only made it to mid season 2 so far (come at me bro, I have a life). So far I have thought these thoughts.

That is such a perfect description of my experience. Thank you.

I chew them beyond recognition to avoid this.

This is tripping. Jennifer Lawrence falls.

I eat sunflower seeds whole and I'm always terrified of this happening. I've been fine for almost ten years and only had some minor indigestion issues, but someday...

My holiday consists of me picking up every possible shift at work to pay for my imminent vacations in January and February (and taxes), avoiding my sister's horrible boyfriend while trying to see my sister who is only in town a short time, and sorting out the friend drama of planning a NYE party when half the group…

Not to be that girl, but re: cookie dough scented candle: I recommend the Angel Food Cake candle from Anthro. Or the Hot Buttered Rum one, which pretty much just smells like butter.

I just posted about doing the same thing. Kids are so stupid.

When I was 17 we fit 12 people in my car. 4 people were in the trunk, everyone else lapsat. We were only driving a few blocks but it stands out as one of the stupidest things I've ever done.

The only one I can help with is I can tell you in my dressing room on my last show we had cheddar blasted Goldfish for snacks distributed among 4 grown women and it was fucking awesome. Goldfish are never not a good snack.

I plan on spending most of Christmas drunk, to be honest. Drunk enough to be happy, not drunk enough to be brutally honest.

Well at least switching careers will be exciting! I'm sorry this Christmas has been a downer, I hope the coming year is a better one for you

Yeah, I hope she notices for herself but since they've been together such a short time and he's already pushing for engagement soon I will probably say something soon. If I believed she was genuinely happy, I would be fine. So thanks for the insight. :)

Me too. Her boyfriend is the worst most controlling person I've ever met in my life and she's only in town for two weeks and he wants to dominate all her time. She's the youngest though and her friends and I struggle with "let her make her own mistakes" and "if I don't say something she's going to marry this…

Ugh, that's terrible! no, take a little time to wallow. There's nothing wrong with being sad, as long as you don't get sucked down a deep dark hole and stay there.

Posting this on facebook... I was telling a friend how I wanted one of these but even the more mass produced ones are $500-600 from dance companies and my friend got all snippy about how, "For a tutu? You can make one of those in 5 minutes!" thinking I meant a kid's tulle tutu. No, not quite what I meant...

Ugh. I work retail. Teenage/young adult shoplifters are the worst. Once a young woman asked me to steam her personal shirt because she was on her way to a job interview. Being a service-based salesgirl (and because she had several high price point items she was acting like she was going to buy) I said sure, and…