It’s always incredibly difficult and never the same for anyone. I hope you find peace.

Holy shit I’m so sorry. I hope you’re getting help for everything.

LOL I’ve definitely seen a horse take a shit on Main Street, but I ALSO saw the like four custodial CMs waiting breathlessly for it to move on so they could get in there and sweep it up. It was only on the ground for like a second hahaha.

I remember! Only barely though, haha.

The cast members (employees) are very kind and either genuinely care about your experience there or are very good at faking it (mixed bag, most of my friends who work there are the former). People who grew up with Disney in their lives don’t just magically stop liking it at the age of 18. Also, there’s alcohol and…

With regards to the show, I agree with you, especially considering how they are happy to show more diverse sides of male homosexuality (Titus vs his construction worker boyfriend) over the period of three seasons, and our lesbian couple is.... Rachel Dratch with two wigs. I get that it’s a gag, and a lot of people…

Nope, neither of the zoos I mentioned, I’m in California. :)

Depends on the zoo. I live near a zoo which obtains most of its animals through rescued illegal pets or retired showbiz animals (circuses, film work). They could never be released into the wild, their enclosures are very spacious and mimic their natural habitat, they have areas away from guests they can go if they’re…

Like. All the way in? I need more detail. Enough dudes have accidentally stuck the tip in there fumbling around in the dark on the first try that I don’t think it’s a lie—these are mostly guys I trust not to pull a fast one on me, and when I’m like “lol little higher man” they’re like “oh shit sorry” and we…

I had a ten minute stand off with a woman in a parking lot over a parking space today so I do not have a leg to stand on with which to judge this woman.

I don’t talk to myself but that’s just because I have a cat to talk to. In a british accent.

Yeah... the facebook caption for this article is “She’ll never really live like the common folk do” or something like that and my immediate thought was uhmm noo she’s living EXACTLY like the common folk do??? I really hate the presentation of this article, a lot of us have been dismissed from juries to do with sexual…

I know, they need a thesaurus for christmas.

A few weeks ago I posted a picture of myself topless of my snapstory by accident because I was sending it to a friend (nothing sexy, my cat scratched me and I was showing them my nipple wound). Snapchat is confusing because there’s that button to post it to your story instantly, lol But at least it was of mE not some…

I just googled it because I want it too and it’s $150 on Amazon :( I don’t want it THAT much.

I think it must depend on the person because I have my hair bleached on the reg and it only burns if I’m PMSing.

Olaplex is the shiznessss. It came on the scene right as I started edging from Italian coarse black hair to bright red Little mermaid orange. Your hair looks gorgeou and yay for indulging dreams!

That’s truly beautiful! Congratulations! I realised what I want to do is in the entertainment field (sorry dad) and the amount that it hires based on experience vs actual paper degree there was just no point. I am grateful for the amount of training I received, but also grateful for the lesson I learned that soemtimes…

Yep, I did this 4 years ago. Not remotely as dramatically (no disappearing act) but after crying my way through my classes for the semester and being so terrified of my professors as my 4.0 dropped to a 1.5 that I would rather sit and hyperventilate in my car in the college parking lot sobbing about how scared I was…

I work at a historic restaurant with a locally famous chef, anyone who has even posed for a photo with him at a gas station pulls this shit.