Wow ma’am calm down. I work in fashion, trends are cyclical. Maxi skirts go in and out, and you have to admit that a few years ago unless you were a homeschool mom they were “out” for a good long while. Same for rompers and corduroy overalls and lace-up t-shirts.

This is like all my friends who join in on the beginnings of a trend and get mad when it reaches middle america levels of popularity. When maxi skirts were the rage my friend was all put out because she “started” that. No, girl, you did not, you were just part of wave one.

My two year old niece-in-love says this often. Loudly. Pretty much any time the topic of Frozen comes up. “NO. TANGLED.”

My friend is in that headline image and I’m having one of those weird moments where I’m not sure what to do with my hands, haha.

We would get a fucking police escort

Ugh. Our chronic flaker (known in my comment as Sarah) tries to organise things that way. Only other flakers get behind that nonsense. Grownups PLAN. PLANNING TAKES TIME. TIME AND GROUP MESSAGES AND RESERVATIONS AND SOMETIMES THEMED OUTFITS. (Not all grownups. Just these grownups, lol.)

Bless you. You make it so much easier on the rest of us who actually DO want to go to brunch and have been talking about this all fucking week and then at the last second Sarah’s like “lol sorry guys was that TODAY? I’m still in bed.” and you all knew she wasn’t coming anyway but it would have been rude to not put the…

Ohhhh I see. I was having trouble literally finding any rapey message in it.

Yeah I read it that way too.

Ahhh I see, thanks for the correction. Originally the “modern” line was called “Girl of Today” (before there were any named dolls) so that’s where the confusion comes in.

Uhm actually I read on Yummly and Pinterest this morning you’re supposed to substitute avocado for mayonnaise. This LIFEHACK is saving me so much money, avocados are obviously so much cheaper than a jar of Hellmans!

No there are several “Girls of Today” (the customizable ones) that are not white and come from a variety of ethnic backgrounds and skin tones, I believe the statement is referring to the historical dolls.

I just bought Ariana Grande’s Viva Glam and I’m obsessed. It’s plummy but it doesn’t wash me out and make me look all yellow and goth chick. I’m a Mac whore though so I’m definitely biased, no other brands seem to last as long or keep from smudging. I have a couple of drugstore brands (Revlon’s originals, like Fire &…

I feel like it’s just that maybe people have less self-control when they’re drunk? I am allergic to dairy, I know it will make me sick, but if I’m super stressed or super drunk and there’s something cheesy or ice creamy in the fridge it will be gone in the morning.

If you’re being serious, I’ll be serious too! Haha. I don’t feel weird role-playing consensual non-consent because I’ve had those fantasies long before I experienced or even knew about sexual assault—a very early Barbie game I would play was “the doll gets captured and tied up and the boy doll makes out with her…

Obviously I cannot read the future and I cannot tell you how much of her campaign is posturing, but she has on her website a video of her speaking with a supporter at a rally who successfully uses Obamacare to provide for his mental healthcare needs. The message of the video is basically, Obamacare is a good start,…

Yes at least part of the restaurant was open to the general public, some friends of mine were there.

EXCUSE YOU JEZ Bill did NOT mosey out real casual. My friend says he stormed out so quickly he had a hard time figuring out how to use the patio door.

I always wear one of those fucking body suit spanx situations under my costumes (both for support and to hold my mic pack) and getting undressed to pee is a fucking nightmare.