Mmm... nope! first person I ever slept with was a girl and she was fucking hot. Do not regret. About six months later, first penis in my vagina belonged to a d-list actor in a drunken one night stand situation. Also do not regret. I am only embarrassed it took 23 years for it to go down because both events were…

Tbh I'm basing this mostly on the part in Shopaholic & Baby where Becky is told this by an airline, and feel like I remember it from a tv show, but good to know it's a real thing....

I thought women weren't allowed to fly at a certain stage in their pregnancy? Or is that a tv show plot device?

McDonalds' breakfasts are infinitely better than Jack in the Box, they would be raking it in. My collegiate friends tell me several McD's close to campuses have already adopted this policy so I don't know why they haven't made it a national thing. Grownups get hangovers too.

Ughhh as long as they don't include "a burger without x y and z" under "BYOB" because bro I am not paying $8 for you to NOT put ketchup on my burger.

This is such a personal thing. Pussy literally makes me clamp up. It makes me think of pus. I would rather my partner do the "pussy work around" since I don't really call the penis anything in the moment or just go with a clinical "vagina/vag" if they've GOTTA call it something but if they're that anal retentive…

I hate that my store has "extended holiday hours" but they do no promotional signage letting customers know so we are dead for an hour and can't close early because we're budgeted those hours.

I'm going to second getting annoyed by this article. Oooh whoaa, you are capable of going without sleep and milling around like cattle in search of That Biggest Bargain Ever! Meanwhile the employees are working back to back shifts. I love my job, I love the customers who are gracious to me and understanding that this…

I'm so happy on Black Friday I was told by a guest I was "creeping them out" but it's pure adrenaline, baby... (and the free pizza and coffee)

Oh no, that's not the worst of it. My personal favourite is our $8 "sequin ribbon" (which can be purchased in 5/yd increments in gold or silver). You know where else you can also get "sequin ribbon"? You can get strung sequins for $.50/yd at your local craft store in every colour of the rainbow, significantly less if…

What I don't get is, how does she think people in bars dress?

I've been at my particular store two and a half years (so two Black Fridays, or "Beloved Friday" as our district manager calls it) and the difference between this year and last was astronomical. Last year? Fitting room lines out the door and across the store, we had multiple attendants passing out cupcakes and candy,…

Yes I also want an article on the Bucket o' Cats. This warrents further investigation.

Everyone disturbed by this never watched Angel, I think... That was like, the best episode. (because puppet vampire)

Bro. I have come to the conclusion I'm probably never getting married (commitmentphobe, can't even comprehend the idea of spending the rest of my life with another person that isn't furry and doesn't walk on four legs). That doesn't mean I don't have a private pinterest board entitled "It Could Happen" with lots of…

Even just random people who HAVEN'T committed atrocities who have their information released (a quick clip of the front of their house on the news, for example) get stalkers and death threats because people like having the ability to track you down. I just think it should be a rule that you don't release that shit.

Well like any normal child of the 80s I love Disney but I seem to get the most shit from people for the Disneyland part.

I think in this day and age publishing anyone's home address whether they're Oprah or Hitler is just plain bad form.

They're so much fun... I have them in all different styles, from the "easily styled as 'I saw it worn like this on Sex in the City and thought maybe this was acceptable daywear?'" to the "fuck it I'm a toddler today". Highly recommend.

I have five tiaras all come by honestly. Heather can suck it.