Allah willing, praise be upon Him.

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why are u so mad

I walked my dog this morning and he did something I’ll never forget. We were walking down the street, me on the road and he on the grass, and he stopped walking in the grass and joined me on the road. He has never done this before.

was never a writer

That’s not me, fyi.

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We will all be dying of climate change in one way or another. Nobody will escape this, it is impossible to escape our climate fate. Space technology is nowhere near ready to support extended, multi-generational life outside of earth and the devastation we’ve wrought here on this tiny blue marble is beyond anything we…

Yeah, well, they don’t.

Are they not? Just look at the comments around here. Genuine psychosis. 

No better way for Boeing to get back in the public’s good graces than to fake another moon landing.

No.

There are few things that unite the boomers. Believing that their parents changed the world for the better, believing that they weren’t handed the comfiest economic spot history has ever had to offer and that they did it all themselves, and being mostly white as this country once was. Outside that, they come in two…

Climate Apocalypse Advocates: Trust me bro.

They are trying to refashion the practice of science itself to be a politically-weaponized death cult. Puppets and puppeteers. 

lol good luck policing their enormous refugee population en route to becoming Singapore UK. They can’t even stop the rape as it is.

Rich Juzwiak and Bobby Finger are the best drivers at Jezebel. Next question.

The temperature was below 10 degrees in Denver last week.

My big sister Agatha actually laughed at me when I showed her Greta’s twitter account and videos of all the amazing things she’s doing, probably because she’s in college and Greta is just in high school. Agatha’s just jealous what else is new. But now I’m gonna show her that thousands of scientists called out in…

Google doesn’t own it. Youtube does.