One of my favorite variations on this theme:
doing this is as useful as doing my job
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Not an english teacher. But I read books for fun, and when people find this out about me they gleefully tell me that they’ve never read a novel or that they haven’t read a book in 10 years.
Counter-point: Stop being boring by asking what I do.
Craig Ferguson got off the air at just the right time.