Spanfucker and his cronies are jacking each other off on their cocaine cruise while draining G/O’s coffers with outrageous salaries. When they’ve finally milked it (and themselves) they’ll all buy new underwear and look for their next victim. These are vile, hateful, greedy people who don’t give a shit about anything…

I’m convinced the new owners of deadspin bought a massive insurance plan and are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out. Good article Chris, too bad a half dozen ads and autoplay videos crash it every paragraph. 

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

The rep them continued: “We have banned the player in question for one year for engaging in “any act that, in Blizzard’s sole discretion, brings you into public disrepute, offends a portion or group of the public, or otherwise damages the Blizzard image.”

It’s the equivalent to a Pro Bowl trophy.

The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach Greg Brandory

Is this a sign? I feel like this is a sign

How about the new pop up ads when reading on your phone? 

The Chinese are a bunch of bloodsuckers, so they assumed Adam Silver was on their side.

“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

I guess you could make it less deadly by awarding points instead of waiting until someone collapses, but then we wouldn’t have those awesome highlights of someone Expertly delivering a traumatic brain injury to their opponent.

If he’s comparing himself to Banksy because he also destroys things around him to make his work look good, then I would agree.

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best. But I’m actually more Gigi Hadad than Marilyn Monroe!”

I didn’t know there was a Junior and legitimately thought Vinny Sr. was mounting a comeback for a minute there.

I'm more of a Maslowe's Hierarchy of Guys guy myself. 

He’s trying to get drafted as a safety, since he’s only good at hitting people.

Watching Vinny Testaverde Jr. complete a pass to Joe Horn Jr. would be the most XFL 2 thing ever.

nerd

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