So you’re an idiot who needlessly embarrasses himself in public? Sounds worse to me. Log off forever. No one wants to hear your thoughts.

Came here for this, did not disappoint.

Says the human equivalent of moldy Papa Johns pizza that took the time to respond with their own entirely useless, self-righteous, and non-constructive comment.

I’d say no roadmap to getting your stuff back on a highly monetized game is problematic and newsworthy well beyond just the hack.

You can definitely get to a point with either alcohol or MJ where you reek of it, alcohol on the breath and more commonly with harder stuff like liquor or MJ smoke where you are smoking in more enclosed areas, or smoking a blunt with your hands. It’s far easier to notice if you are sober and the other person is not.…

Probable cause is precisely why they do it. It is instant PC in the eyes of police departments and most DAs offices. They have standard language they use for it in reports too, it’ll be on the report for a DUI regardless of if they found anything or if blood showed any MJ. Luckily, Judges in some jurisdictions are…

Ah yes. The first thing you get after you graduate police academy is your ability to supernaturally smell marijuana in minorities’ vehicles. Then you get the gun to threaten them with and the badge that ties you to the union and the justice system that makes you untouchable. If you’re ambitious, you get your white…

It’s not just about there being a ring on the finger, it’s supposed to be a cat hand.

It was like they heard the ‘we don’t need to see Uncle Ben/Thomas Wayne die again, get right to the action’ screenwriting theory and just totally didn’t understand why those choices were okay.

True. But in placating them it kinda created something as bad or worse than what they didn’t like so I do kinda feel like jokes still on them.

Yeah I very much liked all of these and don’t get the hate.

Big tip for Pokémon: buy quick balls as frequently as you can. 

Dad Kapital might be my favorite typo of all time. Thank you, I will be thinking about the contents of a hypothetical Dad Kapital for days to come.

I sincerely hope TRUCKHECK is the game of the decade 2020-2029. Cheers.

No.

Videoball is every number and no number at all. Videoball is the exact definition of sequencing. Videoball is the future and the past. Videoball is the integer of fun.

The world isn’t as neutral as you want it to be. Turn off your phone in class and pay attention to your social studies teacher you dolt.

Correction: Mike Bloomberg SHOULD just give his money away instead of running for President. And if he wants to give a lot of that money to me he definitely should. In exchange, I would tell him I definitely would vote for him for President if he ran, which he would not be doing and instead would be giving away all of…

The answer is clearly XButt SeX

This makes me sad because it reminds me Deadspin will be unable to host Name of the Year this upcoming year.