I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

As much as I’d like to see that, I don’t see either of these teams doing much in the playoffs once one of them can keep from shitting themselves long enough to “win” the division.

But who has the higher point total?

The dolphins are so bad the fans don’t get Columbus Day off?

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

yuo stay away from my sister

“Let me tell you, life on the back streets ain’t all stewed opossum and half-full cans of beans. Sometimes it gets rough, you do things you ain’t proud of doing, but when you need an indulgence, Toad Eye Suzy down by the railyard is who you talk to. Long as you bring her at least a mason jar full of nail clippings,…

It has become increasingly obvious this week that writers on this family of sites do not have the freedom to continue to publish content that has differentiated them in the past and made them enjoyable, which is shitty, because I assume it means many of our favourite writers will soon be publishing under a different…

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

Well, it works if you consider small ball getting as few hits and runs as possible.

I know this isn’t on purpose, but I find this endlessly hilarious.

We don’t need to pretend Morey’s social media feed makes him Huey P. Newton.

Ah but you see I alone can break it down by its logical steps by playing devils advocate; by doing so I get to use my cool head of logic to rise above the hoi pilloi and use words like “whilst” and “aplomb”. 

Lol dude is this your first year as a political science major? Your writing is more cringe than some of the freshman papers I’m forced to read.

They most certainly have that right.

Shut up, potato!

So she put on the gauntlet, snapped her fingers and half her legal fees disappeared?

I dunno about biden, but you definitely want sandusky to be out of touch ...

If you still want a truly personal account you might be smart and have a third account you keep in private settings where you can share your wedding pictures, brunch pictures, and pet photographs and like your cousins posts about how much they loved the new comic book movie or romcom. You’d want to refrain from…