I feel bad for those employees, but this is tremendous content.

• refers to himself as Vegeta

His blood isn’t being evenly distributed throughout his body. Hypocrite.

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

I’m with Darren here. I’ve seen a few restaurants pull this bullshit- there’s a chicken place in California that has a “California cost of business fee”.

Let’s be sure to heap the appropriate scorn on the restaurant owner here. He put that as a line item to make people angry that they have to pay for other people’s Obamacare.

But I love reading Deadspin on my phone and having a million videos automatically start playing without me clicking on them. So convenient and hands-free just like a Tesla! The pivot to video has worked wonders for them

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

100%

That’s Andrew Sendejo for you. He’d rather make the big hit than make the play. I love the Eagles, but I wish they’d cut this chud.

“...right after a word from our sponsors.”

If they’re collecting money from rent, they’re not “working” Americans. The entire reason homes cost as much as they do is because of this habit of renting them out. They represent investment vehicles, not dwellings in which to live. If it was harder for folks to make money doing this, they wouldn’t be as valuable…

Renting should be unsustainable for owners because it’s immoral to own land just for the purposes of making other people pay for its use. 

He was just trying to keep the vomit down.

As far as I’m concerned, masturbation is the best form of cardio.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

Fuck lawyers. They’re the biggest cheapskates when they come in to the strip club when I’m MC’ing and spinning records. My girlfriend is hot.

Once again, Burneko is showing he’s just another leftist who is against any mentally unfit politician who had a disgusting political and social record well before his mental instability became evident.

It’s actually a cleverly designed reverse lottery for campaign funding. These families will be forced to contribute to the Yang family once they are chosen.