Nick Foles’ clavicle had a breaking point, as we all do. How much pressure, how much force, how much trauma can a bone or a person withstand before it snaps?

I’m glad you’re on this beat, Dan. Nobody else on this site could get it right.

In honor to all of Jets’ fans still in misery :D

Sorry, it had to be done...

No idea if this is at least 800 pixels cos it’s on my phone, but ah well here ya go! 

Wow, it really is just like launch.

From: Steven Moran

Subject: DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN ——AT THE GATES THAT KEEP HELL FROM ONCE AGAIN SEEPING AFTER 70 YEARS OF ACQUIESCENCE INTO OUR EPHEMERAL ETHERIAL…