Amazing, and thank you. I can't believe people on Jez are saying that she should have made herself clearer and even switched fucking seats.

I actually like a Hugo piece!!!! What is wrong with me today? :)

A professor I had a huge crush on gave me one of his papers to read. I gave him a big, sweet smile and said: "Oh, this is great! I've been looking for a cure for my insomnia!"

Yep. Every time.

Nope. He asked, he pays.

Yes. And I would just add: buying a sex worker a drink is just like buying any other woman a drink. She owes you nothing because you were polite enough to buy her a drink. NOTHING.

200-250 a MONTH for meals that include good steak and cheese? When I get good steak (just WholeFoods) it's 40 for two people. To cook it I get cream and peppercorns. Cheese is about a third of my budget and just to have cheese I need to get fresh bread at least.

Sorry, I've no experience with Kansas.

I was probably totally out of line and I apologize. But when I saw that pic I saw myself. It just looked like me.

You're the new spacegod.

You live is Nevada.

How much do I spend on food when I order delivery, etc.? At least 500.

I'm a rape victim who loves rape jokes (black humor, when it's good) and got to make those jokes and tell those stories with a lawyer who works in sex crimes and he was funny and cool and hot and smart, all while being a million miles away from offensive. What are the chances?

Here's a pic of me — it's from the side so it doesn't capture the look. But maybe you can extrapolate. Imagine me giddy or goofy or gleeful and I look exactly like you (in that pic).

My eyes are green. :(

I had a fantastic date last night. He's a lawyer who - dun dun dunh - works in sex crimes. He's tall and brunette and has a pretty mouth (VERY pretty) and great eyes that mock me when I say something stupid (always the test for me - has he got the guts to mock me).

No, I was referring to the creep in the doorway with the drink! When the pic is enlarged, I notice that your eyes are darker than mine, etc. But when it's small, like posted here, I could swear it was me.

Wait, are you the girl in the right hand corner? If so, YOU ARE MY TWIN.

I'm pretty crude about this kind of thing I guess — what's the harm in just saying: "this is bullshit"?

A week after I met my now ex-husband, I got a flu so I couldn't see him.