:) That's her exact email, quoted.

Did you say OUR excesses, MANcatfish? Huh.

Yep, that's lamesauce. I can spot the calibrate-timing-to-her-timing thing a mile away. BUT: it means that he's paying attention. A guy who doesn't give a fuck doesn't pay attention.

What game is he playing?

Because of manic boy? Why? It's not too early to end things if they're becoming bothersome... or are you just bitching because you want to jump his bones? :)

I'm sad it's summer. Summer means centipedes, terrible heat, and being forced to figure out what the fuck happened to the last year (I'm still on academic time).

80% of Jezzies play video games? I'm down with the drunk part.... Maybe this is the impetus for me to leave this site. Been meaning to since the Libya Rape Fiasco, after all.

So you're showing up naked and listening to NPR at the big date tomorrow? Hopefully she's not one for first impressions.

By the way, what's your problem with my saying I've had more than one abortion on my profile?

You can definitely post it. It would be a bit of a pain in the ass to screenshoot because it's condensed from several messages (even worse!), but I could do it. Also, if you'd like his username I'll PM it.

Probably just some poor girl ranting to her friends about her cheating bf, and then people forwarding it because it included my OKC username, and everyone wants to see what a real live succubus looks like. I don't have any hard feeling towards the girls, I just wish one of them would let me know what's up.

I have a thick skin about this kind of thing, probably because there have been many worse rumors about me than that I fucked some girl's bf. But my curiosity is intense.

No, I have no idea who it is! That's why I'm so damn curious! My guess is that it's some cheating douche I chatted with on OKC and never met, and when his cheating got caught, he picked me as a scapegoat and described me as some man-eating succubus.

A few days ago I posted about how some girl on OKC sent me this message: "You should be careful which guys you talk to. Not every man is available for the taking, tramp." And how afterwards I noticed all these straight girls in the sender's age range checking out my profile. I finally emailed one of them and asked if…

Is it necessary? For what? I say it because I believe that women who have had abortions — especially multiple abortions — need to speak up. Speaking up helps remove the stigma and demystify an important part of women's health care. And saying one is pro-choice won't weed out the assholes as successfully as saying…

"Abortions can protect against unwanted pregnancy but nothing can reverse acquiring HIV or HPV after it happens.

I mention that I've had more than one abortion on my OKC profile (to weed out the guys who object, and because I think it's important to not treat abortion like a dirty little secret). Tonight, a guy decided to lecture me about the risks of unprotected sex. His speech in the reply.

Good night cattie cats. I just ate half a pint of ice cream and the cold is making me shake. And it's going on 7 am. Time for bed. I love all of you. To differing degrees.

But it looks like a mink, and they just don't have good lives — the ones that end up as coats. Little beauty, I want to hug him and take him home.

That gif!!! Tears.