To be fair, LiThuania makes a lot of sense.

No matter what news I read about these two the only thing I can ever think is “what the fuck is up with their eyebrows?”

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.

As much as I hate that family, you have to feel sorry for the kids. Imagine being taken out of school and sent to the eastern bloc. That can’t be easy.

At what point do these poor kids start considering patricide?

Well, he could offer to coach for free, and that’d definitely appear to the McCaskey’s.

“Green Bay owns the Browns.”

The Browns should be able to beat Chicago. No one gets to 0-16 without earning it.

Going to? it already has worked. We live in a stupid, stupid world, full of stupid, stupid people.

There is no god. This is all the proof I need.

Seconded. My wife seems to think there’s a little guy inside the dishwasher that does everything for you—no need to rinse anything before loading it, and it doesn’t matter if things are on top of each other/obstructed from the path of the water jets. Oh and water bottles with an inch-wide mouth will surely be fully…

Colangelo gave up 2 lottery picks for Fultz, he allowed Embiid to play injured last year (which aggravated the injury and ended the season) then lied about it, and now he still has an open roster spot heading into tonight’s game.

How’s that for mixed messages.

Now they have two hitters battling for the playoff strikeout record.

Of-fucking-course.

Wouldn’t that be like saying The Patriots play in a small market because their stadium is in Foxboro?

I don’t know who the last team was to have two 10+ WAR players in a given season and still miss the playoffs, but I know who the next one is.

Holy shit! He’s dead?!

No, they all had 10-15 miserable years to get there. And they’re all barely .500 teams. The sixers are also only a .500 team, but they have a potential dynasty on their hands.

Democratic senators are going to force Al Franken to resign, and Repubs are going to welcome in a child molester that’s invariably going to win this election.