I don’t understand people who don’t sleep naked.

My wife’s uncle (born and raised in Chicago, moved to Arizona) told us the only substantive difference is you spend a different 4-5 months of the year avoiding the outdoors as much as possible.

Exactly. It’s common knowledge that while it’s appreciated for other drivers to slow down, speed up, or move over, it’s not always possible, and that if I’m entering the highway and there’s a vehicle directly next to me I need to modify my speed to be able to merge, not cause a crash by slamming into a guard rail.

Not only that, but people are way too scared of having an actual breakdown (as opposed to merely needing to pay for significant repairs). I can think of three times in nearly 15 years of driving cheap, old cars that they actually left me on the side of the road. Did I have to pay for repairs more than 3 times?…

I have actually found McDonald’s to be among the faster drive-thrus typically. Maybe I just rate them higher in my mind because they always get my order right and are usually pretty friendly.

I always go inside at Popeyes. First because I never know in advance how to order what I’m going to want, and second because the bag of food they give me is almost always wrong in some way.

It doesn’t help when the restaurant designs their menus so that the ones that are visible from further back in line have big photos of one or maybe two special items that they’re pushing, and only the one by the speaker actually lists everything. I feel like only a few years ago, all of the menus at least listed the…

I assume the fans who dumped beer on him did it because he was an opposing player who scored on them, not because he beat a woman, so from that perspective I agree with you.

I don’t think you can understate how bad Trubisky was in the first quarter, and I’m having a hard time coming up with a reasonable explanation other than “he’s not a good QB.” He was missing guys who were wide open. He freaking overthrew Jordan Howard on a checkdown. And that red zone pick was inexcusable given the…

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My opinion is that it really depends on how clear you were with the bartender about your preferences. If you just said “make me anything with bourbon,” you’re kind of a jerk to send it back for being too sweet. If you had a more detailed back-and-forth with the bartender and you mentioned somewhere in there that you…

Would he be better off being some oil exec jackass who makes $25M a year, is home about 3 hours a week, and makes a living by fucking over millions of people in the Third World and destroying the planet to make a handful of rich people richer?

I think it’s the latter, and I agree that the answer is probably no but it’s closer than Drew thinks.

Statistically, Aaron Rodgers is superior to Tom Brady. Also, I don’t think there’s any disputing that some portion of Brady’s success is due to Belichick - the question is how much.

I’m pulling for the Brewers this year, but I wonder if they’re positioned for sustained competitiveness or not. Maybe the constraints on a small-market team are such that they have no option but to go all-in occasionally like they did this season, and hope for the best. The thing about the MLB playoffs is that once…

I’m Team Barry on this one. I can’t say I will never make a mistake, but I not only leave plenty of time to get to the airport but I obsessively check my itinerary for mistakes before I book and am paranoid about leaving without essentials like ID. To the point that my wife is usually ready to cancel the vacation…

My nightmares tend to fall into two categories. Either they involve horrifyingly large bugs, or they build to a climax where I feel an awful sense of foreboding about a sound I’m hearing or something I know is behind a corner or opening a door, but I never find out exactly what it is (nor do I have an opinion on what…

The idea of assigning a number of baseball games on forms of human cruelty is always going to feel somewhere between arbitrary and disgusting.

Hillary - the dumbest, most corrupt, and without doubt worst candidate in modern history

All of a sudden I understand why so many Wisconsinites insist that they’re near their ideal weight.