You're missing the obvious explanation: the killer is in love with the victims wife, and is seizing the opportunity to get rid of him.

I wonder how it can be RACIST to have a copy of the school’s policies and procedures, NOT READ IT, send the kid for picture day, then flip out when a rule effects your kid. This kid is in the third grade and Mommy and Daddy have already turned her into a “victim”! 

I know this is obvious to a lot of people, but hey, US public schools can only do so much:

That’s not even all of it. The missed PI against Marvin and the unnecessary roughness against Walker when he was just trying to intercept the ball. I could live with those and the first missed hands to the face call. But missing the same call a second time resulting in the Lions never getting a chance to go win the…

Amazingly, this is the second time in about half a decade the Packers have scored on the last play of the game to beat the Lions specifically because of a phantom penalty call involving a facemask.

It seems worth mentioning that the GB vs DET hail mary highlight the NFL loves to show as an example of their fine drama was also the result of a phantom hands to the face call on the previous play.

As a Lions fan you can only see this shit play out so many times before you start to question why you bother to watch NFL…

Isn’t that just a Philly cheesesteak with fries in it?

Kid’s just lucky he didn’t show up in Philly with the wrong jersey.

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

Lifelong Bears fan and huge Walter Payton fan, but watching Barry Sanders run was electric. I was glad to be able to watch at least two full games of his every year. About halfway through his career, I was convinced that he would surpass Walter’s rushing record easily. When he retired well within striking distance I…

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

When your toddler has to be the one to tell you the difference between right and wrong it’s time to seriously reevaluate your life.

The difference is that she is getting paid to be inconvenienced while everyone else paid for the pleasure.

If you don’t want to deal with annoyed customers, don’t take a job where your primary duty is dealing with customers in an industry where they are often annoyed.

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

For real. It’s not the writers fault these people suck at figuring out subtext (and even plenty of blatant text)

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

I don’t like the execution, but if people didn’t think Dany would end up being the villain, they never understood the show they were watching.

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Ah yes, the old “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article. Creative stuff. Do we really need more of these?