But is it a superb owl?

Given the facts presently known, I don’t buy into the lab leak theory. However, the facts presently known do not indicate a zoonotic origin with a high enough degree of certainty for me to exclude all other possibilities, such as the lab leak theory. I reserve the right to change my mind when/if the facts change.

Were there roving bands of self-important dopes deliberately bumping into the women for the express purpose of prompting the irritated response? Because if not, it pretty much ruins the comparison.

The holy water foot bath and massager tub, along with the on-board nuclear powered turtleneck sweater hamper. Super high end!

Oh, someone better get sued. There's no sense in living in the most lawsuit happy country in the world unless each of these kids gets enough money to never have a student loan.

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I know its indulgent as all hell, really this should have been the hint the Hobbit films might not work out well.  But I can't lie, I still really like it.  Whether its nostalgia, the fact Naomi Watts makes it all work, Serkis, or that goddamn fantastic video game adaptation with the worst possible title.  I'll take…

To me, the most shocking revelation was that there was a Canadian TV show about the Pinkertons, co-produced by the Pinkertons, and all the cases they worked on during the 1800s.

And yet Lodge 49, Teenage Bounty Hunters, Castle Rock, Glow, Stumptown, High Fidelity, Vida, and probably a few I’m missing, stay dead. The American people are the true serial killers.

I’m really interested to see where Noted Door Expert James Cameron is going with this.

We are the centuries.
We are the chin-choppers and the golly-woppers, and soon we shall discuss the amputation of your head.
We are your singing garbage men, Sir and Madam, and we march in cadence behind you, chanting rhymes that some think odd.
Hut two threep foa!
Left!
Left!
He-had-a-good-wife-but-he
Left!
Left!
…

So... this is an old American Dad Joke.

I saw a headstone once for a Mary Christmas. People have been pulling this shit for centuries.

This reminds me of the chair that Clooney's character builds in Burn After Reading. I adore that movie and love that he's just so damn proud of his sex contraption.

Omg I love him.