@Tommy Five: I get weird allergic skin reactions. Can't use fabric softeners. On the bright side: I live in Hawaii. Minimal problems with static electricity.

The R makes it go faster.

I like em chunky, chunky, chunky, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy

You know what else? They're looking to mandate that SUV bumpers are lower.

@wezelboy: who get their money from the premium YOU pay. He's stealing from you.

about the cellphone trick: While incredibly smart, you may run into a problem with the battery flaking on you if you do it for awhile. I replaced my landline with an old cellphone and bluetooth adapter that connected to my regular wireless phones. After about a year, the phone stopped working because the battery…

Installed last night. works like a charm.

Yeah, I had to explain this one to my wife this weekend. She said she didn't go to Express or Banana Republic because 40% of her entire purchase wasn't a good enough deal. And then she told me she went to Macy's because she had a $10 off of $25 coupon. I told her that was 40%. She retorted, "Well, the lines were long…

@drongch: funny. my boss says "kinda" all the time, and I say "basically".

Frankly, I pretty much use all of these, probably a million times a day; what's nice is that I pretty much figured out how stick in the word nice.

@KamWrex: "I don't think my list of shopping items is a subconscious response to the fear of death."

yeah... my wife figured this out with itunes awhile ago. super irritating because all of her playlists are at the top, and when I plug my ipod into the car, it takes forever to get to my playlists (stupid Honda).

Cheap fun on a monday night.

LOL!!!!!

@Trai_Dep: Isn't he from Indonesia?

@McKeystone: You make it sound like having a job is a right. I believe it's not; if it is, you show me where to find it.

If I'm correct, a US citizen has the right to freely move from state to state. If I am also right, the 4th amendment guarantees against unreasonable searches and seizures.

@badhatharry: "You don't want to deal with the TSA? Don't fly."

@McKeystone: "Its not their choice to feel up men and women all day long."

@austinpoff: You wouldn't. Like any other professional. Unless you're name is Steve Jobs.