They’re afraid to use the bathrooms in DC because they might be full of trans antifa swamp lobbyists that will try to take their guns and freedoms away.
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That sounds promising. Perhaps you should offer to run a training course.
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Maybe the solution is to have bigger vehicles that can carry more people in one go through the tunnel. If it’s really high volume, maybe link the larger vehicles together in a chain so that they all travel at once all at the same speed. Read more
They’re going where the weather is warm and the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano. Read more
Vegans are too lean for barbecue. Too tough and stringy for grilling. Not enough marbling. You need to braise them. Read more
Dieselie McDieselface? Read more
Case *in* point. Read more
Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit: Read more
No no no no, you haul oily junk TO the scrapyard. Read more
saab! Read more
...if we would have just have elected David Tracy back in November. Read more
It’s the special edition RAM Challenger Hellcat. Didn’t know they were branching out away from trucks... Read more
“I’m sorry, but your Ferrari’s policy specifically excludes damage that happens on a track.” Read more
I’m sure there are nice people on both sides.
Oh, wait, no, anyone who sides with fascists and nazis is, by definition, an asshole.
Go cry to your QAnon support group about how invalidated you feel now. Assuming any of them are still not in jail after invading the capital building, course.
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No More (White) Tears
“ . . . you’ll know it’s in heat because half a dozen locals will be trying to buy it a drink.” Read more
Horse girls, man. Read more
and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!” Read more
Considering how salty the internet is these days, they should find a way to harvest from here. Read more