My speculation all depends on if that Jeep’s horn plays Dixie.

Flavor Aid.

So what you’re saying is that string theory proves that molecules can’t melt steel Benghazi’s but will give you COVID in a pizza parlor?

All things told, a lot less grimy than many of the ways states and local municipalities claw into our wallets.

How can the Air Force be responsible for space when....

We should combine some of them. New York and New Jersey will become New Jerk

involves cutting a giant hole in the hull.

Grandma’s in the ICU this Christmas

The aquarium hobbyist in me can’t help but point out the base un-photoshopped fish is an amazonian redtail catfish, Phractocephalus hemioliopterus. Which thankfully would not survive an Indiana winter, because they get big. Really big. Really, Really, BIG. Like it would basically eat everything in that reservoir…

Maybe I’ve missed something, but why does Sharon having a moustache mean she smokes weed? Couldn’t she just have gotten the DNA by having sex with Randy?

Chin diaper just entered into my daily lexicon and will be used FREQUENTLY. 

JAX. They’re probably regional but they’re delicious. I like the fact that they’re not all one uniform size so if you pick and choose the smaller ones every once in a while you can make yourself believe that the calories are inconsequential.

That’s funny, I wave a magnum to draw people closer...

I had to drive fast in order to social distance myself from other drivers

Why is the Queen wearing a shirt with Kellyanne Conway on it?

Pretty sure Stumble Chums is a trophy in the game now as a nod to this.  It has something to do with falling over while still qualifying or something.

Damn, you were at Mt. Ascutney? That’s less than 10 minutes from my house!