It’s also brilliant, in that it’s a catchy pop song about how catchy pop songs don’t mean anything and are just insidious earworms. What better lesson for a kid?

I heard eating Tide pods increases your testosterone. That’s why the libtarded MSM wants to keep people from doing it. Live free and be a man: eat a Tide pod!

That’s pretty much this whole season, isn’t it? Every episode has, at best, 10 minutes of moving the plot forward. The rest is just wheel-spinning of one kind or another.

This needs a lot more stars.

Oh, I’m not surprised that I haven’t heard of a new star, I’m not particularly on top of entertainment news in general. I’m just sincerely gobsmacked by the name. What an... interesting choice of pseudonym. I honestly thought it might be a joke at first.

Not bad, 7/10. I bit, but thought better of it before the editing window closed.

Sorry, all I can think of is:

The principle strength of the originals is that everyone was clearly having a really great time making them. I hope they can preserve that here - I have no idea what the chemistry among this bunch looks like but there’s no shortage of talent there (but, err, who the hell is “Awkwafina?”).

Awkwafina

I’m just trying to figure out how young the author must be that they think five by five is a Buffy reference.

Just remember that serration is only good for bread.

It was renewed for two more seasons, in fact:

Yes, punish the bigots by giving them money. That’s a brilliant strategy.

We still just call it “Hate Chicken” in my family. Honestly, I can’t even claim I’m boycotting it, since it’s pretty shitty even by fast food standards. 20 years ago they had a pretty decent grilled chicken sandwich but they screwed that up long before their CEO vented bile all over the place.

At least there is symmetry.

I was hoping he’d show up on Danger Island and the scene would suddenly cut to Archer waking up out of his coma screaming “No more goddamn Barry!”

Also, seriously, what did the goddamn stars say?

These days I find Hulu works better for that kind of thing, at least for me.

I cancelled for that exact reason. I might renew one month out of the year to watch the few originals I care about (Bojack) but by and large they don’t have anything I care about anymore.

This weird preoccupation with the fact that Mike Pence talks like an old southerner is really getting kind of tired. He’s a horrible human being on very nearly every level, why is this the thing that hangs people up?