Points!

Oh yeah, he’s NFL material.

Wonder if I could get an ISIS flag cake from Melissa’s.

Shit. Fast-food foodstuffs are unhealthy? Thanks for the “lifehack,” Gawker Media. I swear to God, sometimes you people are as useless as Fox News. Sometimes.

Ugh, “port side,” really? I know you know it’s not a boat.

Haha. Yeah, me too.

So, like...?

Ten grandkids at 51, seriously? That aside, I hope he whoops Slice’s ass—that fuckin’ prick.

Ugh, Lindy. Just, ugh.

And I don’t believe for a second that no one has these pictures. Even if they were ordered to be destroyed, someone in the Vegas LE community surely made duplicates.

You do realize that Mayweather’s his LN and not Floyd, right?

Hey, Katy Perry, nice man hands!

Ugh, stop trying to make “O.K.” into a word, people.

Amen. It is a reasonable opinion, Kirk! I personally think Hot Fuzz was better than Shaun. I was pleasantly surprised at how good this movie was (same goes for The Other Guys). I think it really shows what a terrific actor Pegg is, too.

If this sub were anything like Jimmy Carter, all it’d do is announce to other subs that it’s Jimmy Carter and shake all their hands and take pictures with them.

I bet she does, I bet she does. *cue “slut!” chant*

By and large reporters do stick together. Remember that story a few years back where FNC was momentarily excluded by the White House? All of the other networks actually rallied behind the Fox reporters.

Wow, OK. This is, like, the complete opposite of a love shack.

"Where's Waldo: NYPD Edition:" I always find someone who fits the description, then imagine I'm beating them with a phone book.

Ugh, children. I would've filed this one under "Gross."