Oh, I'm sure he wasn't. I did store level loss prevention for Best Buy for a couple of years, and the SOP was more or less the same as Target's. Anytime there's even a hint of a "bad stop," it was far more convenient and cheaper for the company to just fire the LP agent, then hire some other schmuck.

One question: Are the jeans she's wearing "lesbian jeans"? That'll be the giveaway.

I imagine it's either a term of endearment/nickname or an inside joke reference.

I hope she sues her father and the county.

Please tell me this is a tranny hooker in GTA V. And please tell me the john isn't Eddie Murphy. Otherwise, this isn't gonna end well for her. :'(

It doesn't matter if she can sing or not. The question is: Is she still porkable? Yes. The answer is 'yes'.

Good, he's a terrible person. Finally, a rape I can get on board with!

It's like, "Hey idiot, you're doing Singles Day all wrong!"

Listen toots, life is short; she knew this and was just taking initiative. And besides, if you aren't married, you're basically single.

I think they should be allowed back in, but only as mascots.

That video was retarded. Total waste of my time.

Here's a pretty fucking goddamn scary story:

So, performing oral sex on a student isn't an "Option" after all?

Yay, sportsball!

Oh, my God! She sounded totes ADORABLE. And she's only five feet tall? Now I have a boner.

I'm calling bullshit: dollars to doughnuts the first thing she did was cry. I mean, let's face it, she's a woman.

They're praying for her (i.e., not doing anything)?

Guess they should've got the Abortion Clinic expansion pack.

Pig motherfucking sooie!

Hey, Christy Mack, I dunno, maybe next time don't get with a guy with neck tats. Just a thought.