I really want a good writer to bring them into the comics eventually.

You just cannot unsee it. Her right eye is lower down than her left

This seems really off brand for her. She slams the Kardashians for profiting of women’s poor self image by hawking diet products and makeup they don’t need, but gleefully participates in a game that allows people to make money off of others’ plastic surgery addictions and super gonorrhea. I’m so confused.

“Oh boy, a new James Corden movie!” - absolutely fucking no one, not even his mother

The whole Han thing was great - the cap on it all was in F7, when they trotted out Lucas Black’s character, timeline wise, minutes after Han died.

No, that would be stupid.

There was a Scream TV show?!? Okay, this is 100% proof positive of the Mandela Effect.

And so is The Doctor...

Disney also never “ordered” reshoots of Dark Phoenix. Reshoots pre-date the merger and pre-date the release of Captain Marvel. The reshoots were first and foremost because initial screenings were laughable by all accounts. Once their date got bumped twice, the need to not rehash Captain Marvel became an issue.

Yeah, I’m down for an Avengers game, but god, I hate multiplayer so much. That’s the reason I play games - so I don’t have to associate with other people.

The characters models seem off. I know they are not the actors but it’s more that they seem “chunky”. I hope it’s good but I’m definitely going to wait for reviews before buying it.  There have been a lot of bad superhero video games made  

SNYDER: My film said deep things about sexism and violence against women!
ME: And that is?
SNYDER: That sexism and violence against women exist!
ME: Hmm. Interesting.

Not to mention the groaningly obvious “the book this was based on is written in-world” thing ACTUALLY HAPPENED after we joked about it being too stupid last week.

Meanwhile, the New York Jew in me is wondering why they think an Italian-American guy is automatically a suitable expert on bagels just because he’s from NYC....

(Relevant fact: in addition to my general heritage, my great-uncle made a living as a lox slicer for many years, so my family takes its bagel snobbery…

The real losers today are the parents that named their daughters Khaleesi in real life.

One completely random question: did defeating the Night King and the Army of the Undead end winter? It was forecasted to be the longest winter in generations according to the Citadel’s Maesters who likely had some means of understanding the odd seasonal meteorology of Westeros (and Essos - the book strongly suggests…

Credit where it’s due: Emilia Clarke has usually not been much more than a decent actress (though I’ve often defended her from critics who assert she’s bad, which I don’t think she has been), but she has been absolutely wonderful this season, even as the writing for her character has turned into a trainwreck.

Having looked at the list of available actors, I’m now wondering who in my life I could terrorize with a message from Chris from Gilmore Girls.

I’m thinking that this may have been a Roger Corman’s FF movie situation, but everyone forgot that they weren’t supposed to release it.

The final shot is Carrey looking proper Robotnik with weird mushrooms in the background. Like, can we just fast-forward to that? Just make that the movie.