I can't stop watching it. Every second is pure perfection. Even the background characters contribute to the plot in a super significant way
god dammit that does make sense
To be fair, he lives in a ball pit at a local Chuck E. Cheese's, so reluctantly I have to side with him on his proper title here, Anna.
I might use a different name than "TerrorBallz" if I was going around lecturing folks about feeling silly
Ungreying blood relatives is not how you win The Hunger Games.
As someone who has known you since birth, I'd like to congratulate you. Yay Kate! Also, as a blood relative who is currently sucking up to you, may I pretty please not be gray? I have no idea how this works.
YOU CHOOSE TO DO IT, THOUGH! Doesn't count! Also: it's all about me!
And a BTS FYI: 100% of the Jezebel staff agreed that I'd be the first to die in a real life Hunger Games and I am very hurt.
What?! I die first in 2 out of 3.
Sorry your free entertainment isn't up to your exacting standards.
Can you just chill please
How is it that I die first in almost every scenario? I feel like I should have at least been able to murder Kelly or Anna at least ONCE.
The only reason I have any idea about "salad cream" is one throwaway joke about salad cream sandwiches in Good Omens.
I have an 8-year-old who has something of an overactive imagination, which is a good thing for a child to have, in…
You won't say that after you've read my erotic tale of Princess Bubblegum, and her forbidden love for a table whose fetish is getting flipped over.