79SemiFinalist
79SemiFinalist
79SemiFinalist

Comedy is medicine. Hope next week is better.

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He is pretty amusing, though I wonder if this schtick will wear thin.

That animal should be arrested for criminal cuteness!

And how much for the one in the plaid? ;)

Nope. THIS is the world's cutest dog. Also, Paris Hilton should not be allowed to own animals.

That dog is rebellious as shit!

Translation: "People aren't as gigantic of assholes as I'd thought they were am."

I call this piece "XVALA's Soul."

So basically it was like "oh, sorry guys, I thought you guys were all tremendous skeezbags, so I thought I was just giving you what you want, but now that you've managed to impress me with your basic human decency, I'll give you the show you really want (my dong). great job guys!"

I'll pass, dipshit.

What's really weird is that this isn't technically revenge porn. He didn't upload it because his ex pissed him off. . . he uploaded a video of someone he was happily in a relationship with.

I hate you. :(

I didn't say $150K wasn't an amazing salary. I said that it goes farther in other parts of the country than it does in a few larger metro areas. (And I really should have included SF - that's more of a killer area for COL than LA.) In a few, selected parts of the country, if that's a household income with a family,

uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

Live action SBFFS please and thank you!

I wonder how many of those dudes advising women to never take nude photos of themselves would call their girlfriend a prude bitch if they requested nude photos of her and she said no.

Done and done. Thank's Erin!

Unrelated, anyone want to hangout tonight at the graveyard? I'm feeling... thirsty.

Avoid being sexually attractive

Any story that has "Gets Kicked In the Dick" in the headline is A-ok in my book.