Band of Brothers just barely making the cut here is insane. It’s insane!!

So, hear me out: with all due respect to Charles Martinet, I don’t know if his assorted “MAMMA MIAs” and “LET’S-A GOs” and so on would really work over the course of 90-ish minutes of actual dialogue.

Lots of questionable entries here but the dual-clutch Focus ain’t one of them. Once it starts to go, it feels like a manual being driven by someone who doesn’t know how to drive one: it jerks and shudders and is slow to accelerate, then suddenly slingshots you forward once it finally clunks into gear. I feel like it’s…

She doesn’t even ask in Season 4 how college applications are going?

Christopher Walken as Emperor Shaddam IV

If you can find a copy of it, look up No Escape from 1994. Ray Liotta doing super-schlocky mid-’90s action, buoyed by Lance Henriksen and Ernie Hudson. Fun fact, it was set in the near dystopian future of 2022!!

So I’m sitting in the car (I want to say a late-’90s Elantra?) at the DMV, waiting for the evaluator to come out. I turn to my instructor in the back seat and ask him what to expect, he says it’s probably going to be an off-duty cop or something. A couple more minutes goes by and out walks the evaluator, a very much…

See, that actually...doesn’t not make sense!

There were a couple of years in my early 20s when I was tragically burdened with an ‘05 Dodge Neon, which has the distinction of being the only car I’ve ever been in that had power windows in the front, but manual windows in the back. You’ll never believe this, but it sucked!! 

There are far, far worse Batmen that could show up

Look, I’m not saying someone should sneak into the dock where it’s being built one night and start a fire in its keel.

Not to worry, I’m sure the latest round of price hikes will be what finally wins the stragglers over

Hey man, cut us a little slack: Since we were kids, we’ve had to deal with 9/11 and the ensuing two decades of futile political war, a pair of recessions, worsening economic stratification, social unrest, accelerating climate change, the near-collapse of American democracy, and a still-ongoing global pandemic. If…

Relevant?

“The third one is going to be a very, very, very, significant car at the end of the year.”

Oof, ABC and Animotion really hurt.

Oh good, I always wondered what Lucille Ball would sound like if she was only doing the bare minimum to mask her Australian accent

Great look? Nope!

There’s been some debate over whether what Xsollar did is even legal.