Woah woah, cut the sports chit-chat before they nuke your comments section

Ooo, this is in Hingham, a little south of Boston! I anxiously await the This Old House special about its restoration.

I suppose vaping doesn’t count as a “bad driving habit,” per se, but whenever I see a giant strawberry-scented cloud billow out from the driver in front of me’s window, I have to fight off the urge to run them into a telephone pole.

I don’t know where flak jackets over Hawaiian shirts is considered normal, but I want to so I can steer well clear of it

Wait a minute, wait a minute—Shawn Carter, like, as in Jay-Z?

Partial to Ford User Customization Keyholes myself

Very interested to learn how well this babys

I almost hate to admit it, but my 2013 Ford Focus sedan has really never given me any trouble; the only real out-of-pocket fix has been a bad O2 sensor. I’m dying for a good excuse to swap it out for something more useful (I know, my own fault for going with the sedan over the hatch; I was young, I didn’t know better)…

More than a decade later, I maintain that if Speed Racer had come out just on the other side of Avatar (instead of right before it), it would still be celebrated today as an absolute triumph of the 3D movie revival.

For me, it was the fly-through of the final battle, when each of the Avengers is off kicking ass in a different part of downtown, that had me realize what a miracle it was that I was seeing; I remember sitting in the theater during that moment just in total awe of basically seeing a double splash page come brought to…

Maybe so, but 15 years ago you had, what, Tesla and Fisker and a handful of other startups making promises? Now you have one of the largest automakers on the planet seeming like they’re throwing their entire weight into it.

Yes yes, fine, horny lesbian nuns, but the real questions are a) is Michael Ironside in it, and b) which arm does he lose

This comment is from a million years ago, after Fox literally canceled it but before NBC picked it back up. In that window (however short it ultimately wound up being), that seemed like it was going to be the end of it.

So, you declined the damage protection

Unions, man

Anyone else get the feeling that this is just a bit; like when IHOP decided to go by “International House of Burgers” for a minute a couple years ago?

I just cannot comprehend how enough people at J! thought that this was a good idea to make it happen. 

On paper the test was simple enough—drive a bit, do a three-point turn, then back to the DMV. Some of the particulars made it a little more nerve-wracking than it probably otherwise would have been:

Gang at this point we’re just re-inventing the Ninja Turtles pizza tank

Look, sentiment understood because I was a teen with a car in the early ‘00s, but the Pep Boys jab doesn’t quite land as well when you actually click the link: