Hey, you could’ve done worse!

I eagerly look forward to becoming a regular reader of the new car blog JALOPOPHILE after the full masthead is fired for not “sticking to cars”

Guys, I dunno but I’m starting to think that they might have released the game before they really should’ve

Just from the header image, I thought to myself “there’s no way that this isn’t in Russia” and sure as shit

Melissa Carone: Using mall body spray to try to mask the smell of cigarettes, personified

I’m going with Iceland: Happy party vikings, occasionally with volcanoes, how can you lose?

“Wha—but Your Honor this isn’t even a trial, we’re here to go through my great uncle’s will—”

And he still got up and jammed with the band.

WATCH YA MOUTH ABOUT WISSTAH YOU PEESUH SHIT

Times like this, I feel like it’s important to remember (with great relief) that no matter how many times Elon Musk can prove himself to be a business genius against long odds, but also a weirdo at the head of a personality cult, he’ll never be able to run for President.

Hey man, there’s nothing wrong with enjoying both green, sustainable products and infrastructure AND giant, fun, super-capable off-roaders.

Not as long as Harbor Freight keeps letting me use that 20-percent-off coupon, we’re not

Let’s cut him all a little bit of slack, he’s quite clearly on the record as having been an extraordinary douchebag for most of the last half-century

Yeah, this right here is a textbook example of “How They Get You”

It may also be worth considering that a digital-only console means losing the ability to play blu-rays/DVDs; if you ever want to watch something that isn’t streaming, not only would it mean dropping the money you saved on a decent disc player, but now you’re also out twice the under-TV real estate.

Man I don’t care how good of a Master Mechanic you have, 270K miles on a BMW seems like you’re just asking for trouble. hard pass!

WOOO FREE UPGRADE TO CONVERTIBLE!!

Let’s Make a Deal: You can have your big dumb castle ONCE WINDS OF WINTER GOES TO PRESS

I mean, really, you could describe most worms as just one long butthole, can’t you?