It’s kind of a lose-lose situation for him, right?

BUT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DOES IT COME IN WHITE

SPORTS TO STICK

This all of a sudden got me thinking: The majority of the Simpsons cast—both principals and supporting cast—are all in their 60s (Yeardley Smith and Hank Azaria are both in their mid-50s; Harry Shearer is in his mid-70s!).

I can’t be the only one who thinks that James is annoying as hell, right?

Now that it’s done, we can look back at the sequel trilogy as a whole and see how ABSOLUTELY INSANE it was that they didn’t go into it with a fleshed-out, three-part story arc in mind—and how in fact each movie was un-subtly, even rudely in some cases, trying to undo everything that happened in its predecessor.

I can’t be the only one who went from “zero interest” to “MUST SEE IN THEATERS” after reading all of the scathing, confused reviews, right?

The Japanese production, which opened in 1983, is still going and celebrated its 10,000th performance earlier this year.

No truer words have been spoken about Covington than “Listen—your mouth’s gotta be closed”

To be fair, the swastika is not, by itself, inherently racist—in fact, for centuries it was considered a religious icon and symbol of good luck in both Western and Eastern cultures.

OH GOD IT LAID EGGS

I’m sorry for this but:

It’s kind of a pain in the butt to get to, but if you’re ever in Portland for more than a couple days, it’s worth making the trip out to the museum to see this thing. It’s absolutely bonkers to actually see it up close—there’s really no overstating the size of it. It’s humongous.

Adam Vinatieri is on the Patriots’ roster in NFL Blitz:

Not great when you haven’t played your Week 2 game yet and Deadspin already has the cover image for next season’s WYTS

...Vegas?

perhaps allowing the feature to function as a sort of anti-tailing deterrent, in a pinch.

Hard to believe that this story about strict adherence to The Law came out of New Hampshire, a.k.a. Libertarian Wacko Disneyland

The NCAA sees the NFL gaining on it in the “Most Overtly Evil Sports Governing Body in North America” race and is just pulling out all the stops now