The trick is, after the Super Bowl he underwent gamma ray therapy that allowed him to finally meld with the thoughtful intelligence of the shrimpy nerd that transforms into Gronk when he gets hopped up on too much Mountain Dew

By all means, kick some money to the candidate of your choice, but Crooked Media (say what you will about them) have a fund where all proceeds will go to the eventual Democratic nominee: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/unify-or-die?refcode=crooked

Not super in love with the glass cockpit, but would that stop me if I otherwise had the means? No.

It’s always nice to see a beer ad that’s not just a bunch of tailgating dudes or whatever, but what I’m really impressed with is the absolutely INSPIRED choice for musical accompaniment.

Shit, man, Nic Cage has an Oscar

You know, I was going to make some kind of snarky comment about how expensive a new base-model compact car is nowadays...but then I looked up a base ‘92 Civic’s MSRP ($11,505 for the DX automatic sedan) and plugged it into an inflation calculator, and sure as shit that translates to $21,039 in 2019 dollars—within…

Well, this, and Tom Jones choosing showbiz over running.

Maybe not, but it still gets plenty of shit for being Arizona

I mean, “not really a flying car” is implied by calling it a flying car, isn’t it?

Is LaGuardia Airport the worst airport in the entire world?

YOU GUYS: Maybe the way to salvage the last season of Game of Thrones is to set it all to a sick Bollywood soundtrack, add in some dance numbers and righteous mustaches, and just roll with it

Thank you for beating me to the old-skater-yells-at-cloud take; not that any bum off the street could hit a 1260 even in that setup, but the physics of it are still more on your side there than on what Tony was working with.

Fine, yes, so can I! But whatever vendor they’re using, it is, again, 100% wool, and regardless of its quality vs. other 100% wool fabrics, is sure to be much nicer and more comfortable than the synthetic garbage you get in a mass-produced family sedan, yes?

I mean, if this is really the only way to get the Falcon stateside, then so be it I guess

Of course cloth seats aren’t expensive or rare. They’re also not all 100% wool.

If Phil Kessel hadn’t lived there it’d be going for 3.5M easy

How are you defining “luxurious” though?