their project will focus not on the aftermath of the explosion, but instead on what Shepelin calls a “conspiracy theory” that inserts American spies into the narrative

What in the fuck makes anybody think the same won’t apply in a school? How the fuck can we as a fucking society continually not only be this fucking stupid, but constantly double down on this stupidity over and fucking over again?

Blink-182's Enema Of The State turns 20 this year

Today, in “Celebrities: They’re Just Like Us!”

I’m of two minds here:

I’m sure he just has binders full of black line judges

Wait wait—has Junior always been, like, 5'6"?

Second to Ken Jennings in winnings, but first in having a SUPER punchable face

Actually, two, if you want to be technical about it

Counterpoint: double or nothing

That was a wicked googly

you can’t just have two hours of kaiju slapping each other around like a gargantuan WWE highlights reel

Here for the demise of La Croix and the Ascension of the Polar Master Race

Came down into the comments for Ol’ Kenny—he may be the last of them, but he’s definitely got a place on the old-school, smarmy shitheel NBA ref Mt. Rushmore.

Yes, the Sox gave up 5 runs in the ninth, but Kimbrel would have given up 8

Sheesh, just move ‘em to Portland already and be done with it

I mean...given the choice between seeing this and the Bob Kraft video, I’d choose getting shot into the sun