Well, not quite: A guy named Len Bias once played in college, but he OD’d 48 hours after getting drafted. NBA minutes logged: 0

I mean, Tim Curry has done enough to warrant his own power rankings

“‘They Should Have Just Canned It After Season 2’: The FOX Television Story”

So, hear me out here: when I go to the laundromat, I can bring a book or iPad or even a laptop and actually do stuff, even if it’s just watching stupid videos on YouTube. Point is, at the laundromat I’m not tied to a single chore: you put your load in, dick around on your phone for half an hour, rotate it, dick around…

Definitely not the kind of content I’m used to from HuffPosts. Topsy-turvy world!

And, just what is it with these guys and driver’s seat selfies?

You guys...after last week I’m starting to worry that they’re about to go full Lost on us.

After filling my tank yesterday afternoon for $3.55/gal, I’m very curious where all this supposed “cheap gas” is.

I mean...

“Hey guys, just to give you a heads-up: we haven’t gotten new signs yet, but we’re going to be changing the pool hours shortly so that it closes at sunset. But for now, you all have a good time, stay safe.”

TIL Soviet license plates were basically CAPTCHAs

Year or so ago I read some article (maybe NYT?) about the continuing prevalence of ...let’s call it “Celebrations of America” in sports; they talked to a bunch of front office personnel from all four major leagues, and if I’m remembering correctly the prevailing attitude is that everyone is absolutely sick of it but…

His base isn’t who you’d need to worry about here—it’s the Senate. Short of, like, video evidence of the president giving Vlad Putin the green light to hack the DNC, you’re not likely to convince 14 Republicans to vote to convict. It’s all an exercise in futility as long as the Senate is as totally borked and…

Still there as of a minute ago:

Context, though: maybe it’s not “fuck you” money in real life, but when you’re doubling upon the combined scores of the other two contestants, it is ABSOLUTELY “fuck you” money. It’s the “Jeopardy!” Equivalent of throwing a sixth TD when you’re already up 48-6.

But no, LITERALLY the Big Boss Man

They better do something quick—his brain can’t reconcile the words “House of God” and “flaming” in the same line of thought

Looks like someone’s breeches are just in a bunch because the black hole didn’t immediately come out in favor of medicare for all and a 70% tax on the ultra-rich

If the first couple of Thor movies came out exactly as-is, but pre-MCU (i.e., in the company of such flaming trash barges as the first Fantastic Four movies, Ben Affleck’s Daredevil, X3, etc.) they’d probably be remembered as some of the brightest spots of the era by a wide-ass margin.

Black Panther 2 could just be Shuri flipping out about all the new memes she’s learned about since Wakanda opened up and I’d see it at least twice in theaters