He’s just out there living that restomod life, cut him some slack!

Also maybe worth noting, but at Opening Day in Seattle not a single damn vendor came through my section with hot dogs, beer, anything. Granted, I was in the 300-level cheap seats, but still: you wanted anything, it meant waiting for 2 damn innings in line back on the concourse.

I’m with you just about every step of the way, up until stopping for burgers on the way. Yes, I’m a sap; it’s stupid and nostalgic/romantic, but there’s just something about a hot dog and soda at the ballgame.

Yes, truly, nothing in video games signifies that a series will endlike the word “Final” in the title

A female friend of mine met him a few years ago at some convention or meet-and-greet or something and came away from the experience with a “nice tits” and no autograph

It’s a really touching story—she had never really noticed him before but saw him one day without his glasses on and realized he was actually a total babe the whole time

I’ll bet you a nickel that Melania has a copy with the front cover from “Art of the Deal” hastily scotch-taped over it to avoid suspicion

Leafs are over there like “hold my Labatt”

I mean, the obvious answer here is that the award celebrates the life of the original Warrior, not the far-right wack-job Warrior that replaced him in ‘92 after his untimely death during a vision quest

Oh, no, I mean look: if the Mueller report provides clear, compelling, damning, and bulletproof evidence of anything—obstruction of justice, conspiracy to defraud America, whatever—then fire away. Don’t get me wrong!

I mean, for better or worse, there’s no way to view impeachment right now except for as a political strategy; that’s sort of the point I was trying to make: if Democrats had been in control of the House two years ago, I bet you probably would have seen impeachment articles go through, in spite of the fact that there…

You know, for all the flak that congressional Democrats get (here and elsewhere) for not adapting to the current state of politics, here’s a excellent example of them smartly choosing to play the long game instead of plowing ahead as if the government were functioning normally, and thus playing right into the…

That moment with Kikuchi, man...it’s too early in the damn day for me to be silently weeping at my desk.

Japan’s shenanigans are cheeky and fun; Russia’s shenanigans are cruel and tragic

No, no, no--James Cameron is not allowed to take on any new projects until I get The Abyss on blu-ray

I’ll never be half as good at anything as Zion is at sending basketballs to Hell.

The Raiders are already drafting up a contract, just in case

Hey gang, keep up the good work!