Marry me.

I used to work at Old Navy. Gift cards and coupons and such were generally good at all Gap, Inc. brands, despite the logo.

It’s not that the agriculture and chemical industries are powerful lobbies, or that they’ve effectively turned the debate into scientific literacy versus first world obliviousness, or that self-righteous enlightened liberals love to talk about how the evidence shows this or that when the only evidence they’ve probably…

Oh, of course. I thought you might have had some misconceptions but it’s actually completely my fault and and the fault of “society”.

For real, the only time I’m touching organic kale is to steal it from my roommate to give to my pet bunny. I’m not so bad, right?

So I hope you’ll thoughtfully reconsider, did I frame it that way, or did you do that for me?

So don’t you think it’s weird that everyone seems to assume that I’m some Whole Foods, anti-vax, scientifically illiterate New Age-y asshole who thinks some GM corn syrup will turn right into a tumor, just because I’m skeptical about specific uses of certain technology. A good portion of my posts on this thread are…

That one seems to bother a lot of people so I’ll try to break it down.

What have I lied about, anyway?

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No, there’s enough GMOs to satiate me.

I guess you’re right about my ego. Those aren’t the only lies.

The only lies in this thread are the constant misrepresentations and baseless assumptions people are making about me because I’m not all “anti-GMO-ers are airheads lol”.

Unfortunately, I had a lapse in judgement and resorted to a common internet trope of parroting the structure of another poster’s previous comment. It was wrong and obviously confused you. I won’t do it again.

Yeah, I thought it was a light, funny way to make a point. The emoji would be more concise, for sure, though. Then I would have more time to make more humor fly right over your head.

It’s true, I was lying about being humble.

Yes. GM can increase yields. I’m all for that. My point is, what else?

Hopefully the rest of the DEA won’t be too far behind.

Thanks for contributing. I’m humbled.

Or maybe you’re just making unfounded assumptions about by beliefs. I’m talking about the unintended consequences of chemical companies using the technology to create life forms that can only live with the consent of a business.