As it’s been reported, the publicly released version of the Intelligence community’s report on the election doesn’t include any info that could jeopardize sources and cyber trails. But the top secret version has them.

I read the site for a long time before I commented as well. I was so intimidated by the whip-smart, funny, and very plugged-in commenters.

You’re right, it is probably the other older sister...that doesn’t exist.

Sure, but it doesn’t need to be turned into a clown show either.

I don’t believe that a guy who has been arrested for child sexual assault in Colorado and has been accused not just by Rachel, but her sister as well, could have molested her? Yes, in fact I can believe it.

Given the accusation that her brother molested her, I think it is time to maybe put the brakes on the Rachel Dolezal rubbernecking, doncha think?

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Unfortunately no one can really define which wave of feminism is right. I think it’d be easier if everyone could just toe the party line, but unfortunately everyone’s got their own personal opinions getting in the way.

i think that question in itself is a dead end and a huge distraction

Lolololol this makes it look like they are selling Taylor for $3.99

Yeah, I’ll order a complicated drink, but, like, I’ll think ahead the answers to any questions and just give them the full order so they can just square it away and move on to the next guy. It’s just respectful to be aware they’ve got time pressures too.

True, and I’m not going to not order something if I want it, but by the same token, they deserve respect, and if I’m not their only customer, I feel like it’s just a good thing to do.

This is why when I buy coffee I keep my order as simple as humanly possible. I figure it’s the least I can do.

Well lots of women have agreed with me as well as disagree so how should I go about looking at my values? I was always told not to mansplain issues so I presented you with two comments (Vwolf in particular) which I felt elaborated on my position and I also followed it up with a bit about how I hate them making jokes…

I don’t like being called a misogynist, if I am I apologise but I like Melissa McCarthy and as a fat person myself I would love to watch a movie where she is just the lead who happens to be fat with no jokes about it.

The only thing sadder than this race to be Jezebel’s #1 commenter are the sycophants and ass-kissers that inevitably rise up around them.

You tell me how a “doctor” spends all day bullshitting on the Internet. I’m hardly saving lives in my job and I get a burst of freedom just once every few weeks, which I spend questioning everything on Jezebel for a few hours before disappearing again.

Yeah, I’ve seen your comments too, girl. You are so creepy I thought you were a parody account.

Word salad. You take everything seriously in your desperate attempt to be Jezebel’s #1 commenter. I think that fake doctor is beating you, though.

By all means insert yourself into this discussion, adultosaur, because your lowercase attention struggles are so very real.