I agree. It’s the baby’s fault.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Matthew Macfayden Darcy or GTFO.

Actually every Trump supporter I know of was enthusiastically endorsing him because of his rhetoric against Muslims and Latinos, not in spite of it.

Don’t forget China! He hates them too. Likely because he was shocked to find out their country has a larger land mass than America.

Even some of the highlighted tweets are complaining about Trump showing some sliver of humanity. I have no sympathy for them. I’ve said it on my facebook several times and I’ll say it probably for at least four more years: Supporting Trump doesn’t make you a bigot, xenophobic, misogynistic, or anything else like that,…

Trump was literally endorsed by the KKK during the election. The only Trump supporters I have any sympathy for are the ones who somehow didn’t know that.

That is a great question. Thank you for asking.

Hot take bro.

My cousin has been shown being arrested on local news twice this year which means he too has been on tv more than David Spade.

I was lucky enough to see something similar to this in person once. All the teddy bears flying around me made for a truly wonderful sight, and it makes me wish even more orphanages would spontaneously explode.

I disagree. As an adult, a child should have the maturity to acknowledge when things are being done for you and, at a minimum, talk to your parents every now and then and respond to a text when they check in. It’s part of growing up. I look back on the times I ignored both parents when they just wanted a hello in…

Counterpoint: “Call your mother.”

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

When I lived there, I saw so many people drunk on the Red Line before 10:00 am. I still vividly remember a guy pounding a Steel Reserve tallboy on the Fullerton platform, crushing it in has hand, tossing it, and jumping on before the doors closed. It was 8:30 am.

I also saw an older man slowly throw up into his backpack. The train was absolutely packed so he couldn’t have moved if he wanted to. He just slowly kept dumping more bile all over his own belongings. Honestly, it was one of the most chivalrous acts I’ve ever seen.

Ariana? That you?

ANTHROPOMORPHIC FELT PUPPETS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

kermit did 9/11