Fuck these “insider accounts.” The dirt was dished in public view for four years. All these assholes were co-conspirators. Unless these accounts are being used as testimony in criminal cases, not interested.

that’s the brian herbert and kevin j anderson business method—strip-mining the literary and thematic content from the IP with Phantom Menace-grade storytelling.

Your screen name is magical.

This all seems too complex and self-aware for Trump mid-rant. I suspect his mental response was more like “Did someone let a black person in?”

Well said.

The creature has slipped its bonds, attacked its creator and escaped the lab.

I never actively wish for someone’s death, no matter how loathsome or stupid they are, but I am finding it harder and harder to care about the fate of the “FUCK YOUR FEELINGS LIBTARD” crew as they actively try to shorten their lives and the lives of everyone around them.  My family and I are vaccinated, I know that’s…

I’d genuinely like to know what he thought when they booed this comment.  “Surely they’re not booing ME??”  Or “uh oh, the natives are getting restless, better get the limo warmed up.”  For someone who only does these to get his tongue bath from the cultists, this had to be a little disconcerting for him.  They may…

as a proud sycophant of T***p, I can confirm with almost total certainty that yes, this was transactional. Only suckers do stuff for love or gratuitously.  As for now being able to invoke spousal privilege, I suspect having his douchebro’s testimony has far more weight than hers.

Wouldn't it be grosser if it wasn't?

Imagine hitting the privilege jackpot of being wealthy, white, conventional pretty and yet settling for an even creepier Mr. Eraserhead. She thinks he is going somewhere, so she’s decided to hitch her wagon to him. But all signs point to jail. Once his father is no longer around or able to prop him up, he will be a…

Oh is there peace in the Middle East? I had no idea!

Based on how Dershowitz himself described the encounter, I think it’s more accurate to say Dershowitz accosted David. Because apparently what happened was Dershowitz saw David in the store and said hello to him, and David ignored him and walked away, and Dershowitz followed him with the “We can still talk” bullshit.…

If Trump escaped impeachment twice, then Cuomo probably will too. This country has a terrible record of holding men accountable, and Cuomo knows it. Only one New York governor has been impeached and that was almost a century ago.

Sure. Good. Great. I mean why the fuck not? At this point she’d be the intellectual and moral touchstone of the GOP.

Well, go ahead and set us up! 

Yup. When I was five I stole a bunch of jellybeans from a bag my mom had socked away in the laundry room for Easter. When she taxed me with it, I claimed that someone must have broken in and stolen them. Five year-old me STILL had better lies than these numbskulls.

Holy Christ those two need so much help.

Yeah, but this is also a community that thinks posing proudly with large dead fish is a way to hook (pun intended) babes, soooo.....

I think in this case it’s projection about the kind of babes the strapping Texan in the article was hoping to find...