And do it soon, please.

Won’t someone please think of the feelings of a would-be dictator who’s managerial impotence killed half a million people and made countless more lives incredibly worse. Fuck you hamburglar, fucking die mad about it.

Let us be clear that The Fairness Doctrine was eliminated under (guess who?) the Reagan administration. Not that it would have applied in this situation anyway.

Trump stories like this remind me that it’s been heaven having trump de-platformed everywhere, especially Twitter. Not having to hear about every turd that drops out of trumps anus shaped mouth is paradise.

I guess this is better than giving ten dollar BJs behind the bus station.

The GOP went full traitor and voted pretty much en masse to block the investigating committee.

Yeah, no. Sorry but these people shouldn’t be allowed back on the streets in any capacity.

I just got the image of a broke teacher at a school full of well-to-do kids looking around at their innocent shining faces and having the sudden thought:

You must have gone to a very strange school.

I subbed for a while. It was generally awful but I did have a few sweet days in June, after all grades had been turned in and a lot of teachers call out sick and a lot of kids just don’t show up. One day I went to a middle school that had a total of about 8 kids show up. The few teachers that were present collected…

At this point, I think he’s crossed the line from “Nutcrackeresque” to full-on nutcracker.

Our teacher told nothing we do matters in the long run

Also, defense by insanity often results in longer confinement than a criminal sentence, since many states have laws that say a person must be institutionalized for at least as long as the minimum sentence would have been for the crime. And once you’ve been institutionalized, it can be really difficult to get out of…

This is why you never listen to God. He’s a complete asshole, always telling you to do fucked up shit like kill your own family members and kick children in the balls. Satan just tells me “Hey man...whatever. It’s your life.” and pours me another drink.

Oh, nothing at all. I'm terrible at card games. For some reason there's no room in my brain for the rules of card games.

Honestly, I only needed to look at the picture above to know that we had yet another closeted Republican lawmaker having sinful thoughts about male something-or-other. These guys are all starting to have a very recognizable look. I think it’s the Nutcrackeresque smile/grimace of pain.

If he was lucid enough to know that his behavior and reasoning could be interpreted as “insane”, then he wasn’t actually experiencing a psychotic break of any sort. The voice of “god” he was hearing? That was his own inner voice, expressing his own violent fantasies. He’s just another violent asshole trying to justify…

“The sheriff’s deputy said in the document that he asked the lawmaker why he had put his hands on the boy, and Samsel pointed to the ceiling. When the deputy asked Samsel whether God told him to do so, Samsel answered, “Twice.”

Okay, just as a rule for us to use in this trying time (and at all times, really,) when a god tells you to do stupid awful things, and especially stupid and awful things to children, do not listen to that god. Find a different god. Like the cake god, for example. The cake god will never hurt you and only wants you to…