I guess since Trump failed to MAGA, Caitlyn is going to try to Make California Great Again.

Has it ever though? We just didn’t have to read all the Gazettes simultaneously back in 1800-and-whatever the fuck. The silence must have been monumentally lovely.

There’s a scene missing from this over produced video: The one where she killed someone with her car and got away with it. 

“California needs a disruptor, a compassionate disruptor.”

Like just about all Republicans, she’s bereft of any actual ideas on policy except for the same old tired cliche nonsense the rightists always peddle. So it’s fall back on “God Bless ‘Murica” mythology and culture war drivel. The only reason any trump lumpen would even think about voting for her is she ain’t a…

I just. I’m fucking exhausted and can’t do this anymore. Like can this country just behave itself for like a week? I’m not saying forever, just after this last year I need a nap and massage.

Ah, yes, the first Stew — a cautionary tale of why you do not fuck with Weights and Measures.

As someone who has had to travel for work to various states with a number of different supermarkets, Stew Leonard’s has been the best in terms of quality, staff support, and prices so far.

The original Stew Leonard’s was in Norwalk, CT. It really did grow out of a dairy farm, and the prices there in the 80s were lower than they were in the regular grocery stores.

Stew Leonard’s has very good prices on butter, and I assume milk, I don’t drink milk and don’t buy it very often, because they have their own dairy farm.

You would not be out of place at the Paramus Stew Leonard’s.

Life is probably common in the universe (at least microbial), but we’re a happy accident, a Rare Earth.

Copyright 1994 by Terry Bisson, taken from the collection _Bears Discover Fire_, available from Orb Books

I know an evangelical whose husband and father of her daughters is stuck indefinitely in Central America but still voted for T***p because he’s “pro-life”, and she was OK with the possibility of him being stuck in CA for a long time as long as T***p was president as long as he “saved the fetuses.”  I am not making…

It’s amazing how all these fucking jingoistic gun humping hard asses are such goddamn cowards.

Or 3) offers her a tuition deal on correspondence courses from his own school. Just earn your Sorcerer’s B.A. in 15 months! 

Thoughts and prayers. 

Well when this inevitably backfires on the GOP — especially when the elderly in Florida are no longer able to vote by mail — I wonder which state will be the first to overtly make it illegal to vote if you are black.

Oops! Maybe they shouldn’t have listened to Donald Trump? Just a thought.