I imagine prison oatmeal makes a very rigid hair gel. I’m sure that’ll make his hair a favorite diner for the local pigeons.

“Never mind facts, we got each other’s backs.” There’s a lot of Americans who want to belong to a group like that, and the GOP is happy to exploit them.

Statutory rape laws are based on the premise that an individual is legally incapable of consenting to sexual intercourse until that person reaches a certain age. The law mandates that even if he or she willingly engages in sexual intercourse, the sex is not consensual.

He’ll probably have to use....different....hair and facial products.

Also, I think they can just replace Charles with Charles Dance and I don’t think anyone would know the difference.

Prison wallet!

They will arrive via someone’s body cavity.

I was about to write a longer response but you already said everything that needed to be said...

Counter-counterpoint: no

Oh for fuck’s sake, Matt:
Big Boy wants his haircut back!
Oh, and: GO TO JAIL.

Unfortunately, his adorable Spencer features were overpowered by those Windsor genes by his late teens.

Ok, we know Greenberg will say whatever he thinks will get him some kind of deal. We know Gaetz will continue to claim he’s the victim of a massive Deep State plot to bring him down and destroy America. We know Stone will lie about everything to advance whatever agenda is currently fermenting in his head. So how do…

Oh, we’d know. We’d look at the new Charles and know that something was afoot in that noggin that would horrify old Charles.

He was also excellent as a weird demon-snake thing whatever it was in The Golden Child, back in the 1980s... :D

No wai! Charles Dance is far more handsome and regal-looking than the sagging, ruddy appearance of plain, regular Charles.

Hey, that’s the sexiest bald man alive you are talking about!

Unfortunately for William, I don’t think time is doing him any favors. Oof.

Wouldn’t be the first time.

Any time we go to the theater I play a game where I go through the cast bios in the Playbill and try to find the guy without a Law & Order credit.